A Very Unlucky Coconut
Rude Chicken: Tales from the Dumpster Fire Ep. 4
A bizarre maritime fable featuring mermaids with no boundaries, a coconut with terrible luck, and extremely questionable humidity.
Mermaids are real. Boundaries are not.
Welcome to Tales from the Dumpster Fire, the only historical archive built entirely of the many misadventures of Rude Chicken. Expect marginally unhinged stories of poor decisions, goats of various alignments, and true love (bench style). None of this was supposed to happen this way, but here we are. So stay seated, because this isn’t just a story. Its lore.