Chaos and Consequences

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I, Rude Chicken, have a lot to say about a lot, and Chaos and Consequences is where I open my head for your existential enrichment. Here, you’ll find the official record of my streams of consciousness, rants, and advocacies for the men, women, and others similarly situated, who share the burden of existing in an increasingly nonsensical world. Often without witness.

Now I’ve been called unhinged, mad, and all sorts of inappropriate words with variable amounts of consonants and syllables. Haters come in all shapes and sizes, all looking for a piece of me. Which is okay. Because all my quarters come in dark meat, and I am juicy as hell.

Sometimes I’m going to roast you.

Sometimes you might learn something.

Sometimes you may even agree with me.

Because why wouldn’t you? You’re here right? So clearly you have excellent taste and discernment. After all, despite being a cannibalistic prey animal, we Chickens have done pretty well for ourselves.

And taking that into consideration? That makes us the highest common denominator in contemporary civilization today.

Browse away, and keep off the grass.

-RC

Ps. New stuff posts here once or twice a week.