The Goat Ritual
Rude Chicken: Tales from the Dumpster Fire Ep. 7
A mildly unsettling story about coordinated goats, poorly timed rituals, and snack-based sacrifices.
They weren’t just goats. They were... coordinated. And that was the real horror.
Welcome to Tales from the Dumpster Fire, the only historical archive built entirely of the many misadventures of Rude Chicken. Expect marginally unhinged stories of poor decisions, goats of various alignments, and true love (bench style). None of this was supposed to happen this way, but here we are. So stay seated, because this isn’t just a story. Its lore.