The Goat that Wouldn’t Leave (Not Kevin)
Rude Chicken: Tales from the Dumpster Fire Ep. 6
A dryly ridiculous tale of one unwelcome goat, intense staring, and judgment passed with zero words.
He doesn’t speak. He just judges. Loudly. With his eyes.
Welcome to Tales from the Dumpster Fire, the only historical archive built entirely of the many misadventures of Rude Chicken. Expect marginally unhinged stories of poor decisions, goats of various alignments, and true love (bench style). None of this was supposed to happen this way, but here we are. So stay seated, because this isn’t just a story. Its lore.