The Mutiny of Captain Gumbo
Rude Chicken: Tales from the Dumpster Fire Ep. 3
A ridiculous spoken word tale of nautical failure, questionable seafood, and a captain whose only compass pointed to chaos.
There are legends of the sea… and then there’s whatever this is.
Welcome to Tales from the Dumpster Fire, the only historical archive built entirely of the many misadventures of Rude Chicken. Expect marginally unhinged stories of poor decisions, goats of various alignments, and true love (bench style). None of this was supposed to happen this way, but here we are. So stay seated, because this isn’t just a story. Its lore.