The Sock that Knew Too Much
Rude Chicken: Tales from the Dumpster Fire Ep. 8
A disturbingly cozy tale about lost laundry, dangerous knowledge, and the sock that saw too much.
It went missing. Then it came back... knowing things. Horrible, unhelpful things.
Welcome to Tales from the Dumpster Fire, the only historical archive built entirely of the many misadventures of Rude Chicken. Expect marginally unhinged stories of poor decisions, goats of various alignments, and true love (bench style). None of this was supposed to happen this way, but here we are. So stay seated, because this isn’t just a story. Its lore.