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C. Lamas | The Next Chapter's avatar

And they’ll throw a whole pineapple at your face without even giving you the dignity to say yes or not first

Rude Chicken's avatar

And prolly dock your paycheck afterwards cause HR considered that groady pineapple to be a premium topping. The audacity is out of control!

Strangeleaf's avatar

Literally the only context in which pizza sucks.

Rude Chicken's avatar

You’re 100% right. It’s like the opposite of green eggs and ham.

I’d eat pizza on a box, with a fox, in a house, with a mouse, here and there, I’d eat pizza anywhere. Except at work in lieu of tangible compensation. :/

Thorn's avatar

Perfect article! It's always been annoying to me. Such a lame way to show "appreciation". I always wanted to tell them to save their money, this kind of pizza "party"was just embarrassing.