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Thorn's avatar

This is hilarious. I agree completely. I am not a fan of spiders in general, but those adorable jumping spiders with their little toebeans are the cutest. Loving all of the references.

Rude Chicken's avatar

If they were bigger they would be the most prized mounts in all the lands. Imagine riding one into your local home depot or warehouse store. You’d have 4 legs for riding, and 4 more to help you carry your groceries and purchases. 8 eyes to watch for speed traps, and a colorful thorax to recline against in leisure. I dare say I am all for selective breeding for Jumping Spiders.

What could go wrong? < What could go oh so very RIGHT!

Thorn's avatar

😂