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Whether *YOU* are on the other hand...

We’ll see about that one.

Welcome to Rude Chicken.

Where the humor is dark, the satire unhinged, and the sassery is served piping hot. I provide nonsense designed to keep you laughing, your therapist busy, and your life choices questioned. Think of me as the most dysfunctional support Chicken you never knew you needed.

I will always post once to twice a week.

So sit back, relax, and remember:

Life’s a Joke, and You’re The Punchline.

Welcome to the Flock.

-RC

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