Chaos and Consequences

H-TWO-OH-NO: The Hot Chocolate Failure

Rude Chicken has thoughts about the bottled water industry and how to properly enjoy Hot Chocolate. Brace yourself.

23 hrs ago • Rude Chicken

The One Napkin Insult: You cheap bastard.

BBQ will never be the same

Sep 10 • Rude Chicken

Reincarnation, Mosquitoes, and Toebeans!

Rude Chicken has a theory about the after life, and the way things work behind the scenes...

Sep 7 • Rude Chicken

The Laundromat Paradox: Requiem for the Fabric Softener Sheet

What do laundry and societal entropy have in common? Rude Chicken has arrived with the breakdown.

Aug 31 • Rude Chicken

Apocalypse Etiquette: The Opening Salvo

Rude Chicken Explores The Fascination With Dystopia And Apocalypse Scenario Forecasting.

Aug 24 • Rude Chicken

If Failure Was An Art form, Your Name Would Be Rembrandt: The Shopping Cart Strikes Back!

Rude Chicken goes on the offensive against people who don't return their shopping carts.

Aug 17 • Rude Chicken

AARP For Ninjas

Is $20 still $20 even after adjusted for inflation over all these years?

Aug 10 • Rude Chicken

Consider Landfills For Your Honeymoon Spot: Reflections on Trash and Trash Byproducts (not you)

Rude Chicken Explores Trash, Landfills, and Tough Foot Skin With Panache and 13% Post Consumer Recycled Poultry Product.

Aug 3 • Rude Chicken

A Clear Specimen of Detestation for Cultural Norms and Social Responsibility: Change the Damn Toilet Paper Roll. (Abridged)

Rude Chicken Achieves Avatar State Against Those Who Don't Replace The Toilet Paper.

Jul 27 • Rude Chicken

The Supermarket Produce Section: A Monument to Human Cruelty

Could Treebeard and Groot speak to each other? I don't know either. But I do know there are crimes against existence happening in every produce aisle…

Jul 24 • Rude Chicken

“We’re Really Short Tonight, Can You Come In?”: The Weaponized Guilt Escapades.

Intentional Short Staffing Should Be A Crime.

Jul 20 • Rude Chicken

When You Need To Go Super Saiyan To Wash Your Hands: A Hand Hygiene Emergency.

Rude Chicken reflects on the Chicken he could be in the public restroom mirror.

Jul 18 • Rude Chicken

#nojs-banner { position: fixed; bottom: 0; left: 0; padding: 16px 16px 16px 32px; width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background: red; color: white; font-family: -apple-system, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol"; font-size: 13px; line-height: 13px; } #nojs-banner a { color: inherit; text-decoration: underline; } This site requires JavaScript to run correctly. Please turn on JavaScript or unblock scripts