Chaos and Consequences

A Clear Specimen of Detestation for Cultural Norms and Social Responsibility: Change the Damn Toilet Paper Roll. (Abridged)

Rude Chicken Achieves Avatar State Against Those Who Don't Replace The Toilet Paper.

Jul 27 • Rude Chicken

The Supermarket Produce Section: A Monument to Human Cruelty

Could Treebeard and Groot speak to each other? I don't know either. But I do know there are crimes against existence happening in every produce aisle…

Jul 24 • Rude Chicken

“We’re Really Short Tonight, Can You Come In?”: The Weaponized Guilt Escapades.

Intentional Short Staffing Should Be A Crime.

Jul 20 • Rude Chicken

When You Need To Go Super Saiyan To Wash Your Hands: A Hand Hygiene Emergency.

Rude Chicken reflects on the Chicken he could be in the public restroom mirror.

Jul 18 • Rude Chicken

Proof That God Is Not 100% Free Trade Organic Love: The Dentist

Rude Chicken Might Not Have Teeth, But His Opinions Are Fully Fluoridated.

Jul 13 • Rude Chicken

Oh, I Got An Addendum For You!

Rude Chicken Goes On The Warpath Against Bad Landlords and Property Managers

Jul 6 • Rude Chicken

Jazz Is the Music of Failure: A Prescription for Civil Discourse

Rude Chicken has opinions about music. Who knew this rabbit hole had stairs?

Jun 29 • Rude Chicken

To Employee with Disrespect – Sincerely, - Management.

Rude Chicken arrives with his own toppings for that Pizza Party!

Jun 22 • Rude Chicken

This Microwave better shut its mouth when it’s talking to me!

An extensive inventory of the behavioral patterns of common kitchen appliances.

Jun 19 • Rude Chicken

Why We’re All Depressed: Blame the 1960’s.

Rude Chicken uncovers the REAL conspiracy behind it all.

Jun 15 • Rude Chicken

Infuriation Incarnate.

Donuts in the breakroom. You open the box. Half eaten donuts everywhere. Rude Chicken has had enough.

Jun 13 • Rude Chicken

You Want Heat? Good. Cause These Wings Are Comin’ In Nashville Hot!: Bone Vs. The Boneless.

Rude Chicken takes the world to task in the war of Bone-In Vs. Boneless wings.

Jun 12 • Rude Chicken

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