Rude Chicken

Rude Chicken

Chaos and Consequences

If We’re Family, Then I Pray I Was Adopted: The Hills Have My 2 Week Notice.
Workplace Grievances served braised, stewed, and freshly plated for your commiseration.
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4 Ply Don’t Know Why
The boundaries of class warfare have been redrawn. The battlefield is everywhere, and it is now.
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The Celery Sell Off
Celery is garbage. This is unequivocally why.
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Wine.
Rude Chicken believes the only thing that pairs well with wine is disrespect. With sincere apologies to Fern the Greater and her descendants.
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The Kung Fu-ton Hustle
Rude Chicken hates futons, and is prepared to launch his dissertation with aggressive interior design tips and tricks!
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Swiping Right On Q-Tips: An Unexpected Compromise On Marital Purity
Oh yes, we're going there! You're about to get the passport stamp you never asked for.
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New And Improved Packaging! Now With 35% Less For 75% More!
Deceptive Marketing, and Shrinkflation are stealing our hard earned empty calories and happiness.
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Hotel Gyms: The Last Bastion of the Lie
Why are they so universally crappy? Rude Chicken demands answers!
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H-TWO-OH-NO: The Hot Chocolate Failure
Rude Chicken has thoughts about the bottled water industry and how to properly enjoy Hot Chocolate. Brace yourself.
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The One Napkin Insult: You cheap bastard.
BBQ will never be the same
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Reincarnation, Mosquitoes, and Toebeans!
Rude Chicken has a theory about the after life, and the way things work behind the scenes...
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The Laundromat Paradox: Requiem for the Fabric Softener Sheet
What do laundry and societal entropy have in common? Rude Chicken has arrived with the breakdown.
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