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Ancient Insults for Modern Idiots - Chapter 5

Rude Chicken Goes Back In Time!

24 hrs ago • Rude Chicken

October 2026

The Recession Is Spreading

Rude Chicken Unleashed #16

Oct 28 • Rude Chicken

4 Ply Don’t Know Why

The boundaries of class warfare have been redrawn. The battlefield is everywhere, and it is now.

Oct 26 • Rude Chicken

Numbers That Don’t Even Want You

Rude Chicken Unleashed #15

Oct 24 • Rude Chicken

The Celery Sell Off

Celery is garbage. This is unequivocally why.

Oct 19 • Rude Chicken

Pizza Crimes Exist

Rude Chicken Unleashed #14

Oct 18 • Rude Chicken

That’s Not Your House Anymore

Rude Chicken Unleashed #13

Oct 13 • Rude Chicken

Rude Chicken believes the only thing that pairs well with wine is disrespect. With sincere apologies to Fern the Greater and her descendants.

Oct 12 • Rude Chicken

Not the Legacy They Imagined

Rude Chicken Unleashed #12

Oct 8 • Rude Chicken

The Kung Fu-ton Hustle

Rude Chicken hates futons, and is prepared to launch his dissertation with aggressive interior design tips and tricks!

Oct 5 • Rude Chicken

A Trip To The Store

Rude Chicken Unleashed #11

Oct 3 • Rude Chicken

Ancient Insults for Modern Idiots - Chapter 4

Rude Chicken Goes Back In Time!

Oct 1 • Rude Chicken

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